Another day in my fail life

Okay so I had two exams today (wish me luck guys) and I swear if I never have to write another essay again it'll be too soon. But lucky me I have like a gazzillion more assignments and carp this week. Anyways day off tommorrow WOOT. But I did however lose my usb D: Which is mega carp cause you know I like keep my assignments and carp on there.

Well anyways stuff has been going the heck down the past few weeks. I have given up on alice and have moved onto tinkerbell, sad I know but definitely more suited to my gaming level. Even though the thing has been pissing me off to no end like jesus christ everybody wants me to do stuff. It's like go give this to that guy when they aren't even 100 meters away.

As for alice? I got nommed by a giant fish
xx Mixi

Sailor Moon lolz

Okay so yesterday my Best Fisherman Friend and I watched Sailor Moon. I was a damn funny time but it ended up with a discussion about my likeness to Usagi which was actually quite annoying. But all that was forgotten when Mamoru brought out the Tuxedo Mask puppet, it was the funniest thing since the imploding whale (my lips are sealed for now). Like not even kidding he just keeps a puppet of himself lying around most likely for luring children into cars. I swear to god it was fricking hilarious.

In fact you'll notice quite a few things that aren't right about Mamoru if you watch carefully. Such as his odd interest in fourteen year old girls like hmm is that not a tad creepy. But if you look past that you will notice other odd things about him. Such as yiu know the fact he's totally abusive, calling usagi fat, saying total asshole things and at one point he hits her! Legit. Not to mention his amazingly long speeches. Like my god he never shuts the heck up like jesus christ I swear he spends his spare time writing speeches oh that and playing with his puppet.

But alas I'll leave you to decide Mamoru, Pedo or not?

Once again hello to those of you who (if any) who read this. So today was fairly bland except for the amazing fact that after awesome conversations on the cbox last night. I did in fact discover how to make sizzler cheese toast. So obviously after I found the recipe I had to try it and to my suprise it worked. I mean obviously not as good as the real stuff but still good anyways.

I also watched the second live action Death Note movie, I was pretty ticked off that they changed the ending yeah kinda sucked. Like omg bad guy diez1111 So not cool

xxMix

Wow Update :D

Okay first you have my apologies for not updating in a while. So time for an Alice update, it is official I have given up much like I did with kingdom hearts. That's right it's going to end up in the magical land of 'go to hell you stupid thing'. The magic pile of stuff that's lame and has no purpose but to annoy me, much like Justin Bieber actually.

Speaking of justin Bieber they played his song twice at rollerskating today. I very nearly went insane my first reaction was to put the poor thing out of it's misery but someone informed me that this was in fact the way it sings. I was in utter disbelief that people could bear to listen to, let alone request this kind of lame music. But whatever they're into I don't care as long as I am not forced to listen to it.

Well anyways I've been like entirely museless for RP and instead developed an addiction to Robert Benfer. I have learnt that stairs are your friend and to not feed your fish too much. Which would be entirely helpful if I like you know had a fish. Also rocks are pretty awesome.

On that note I probably should wrap this up or I'll just keep rambling like rambling more than I already am.

KTHXBAI.

Until next time,
Mixail

So today was an interesting day all I did was make pasta and barbed wire.

Well the pasta ended up quite interesting and got stuck together so I thought hey let's cut it with a knife, turns out that doesn't work too well. Uh yeah unedible.

I also made some barbed wire at school and ended up with so many bruises, cutss and wounds it isn't funny
xx

My awesome birhday

Hello again,

So my birthday was a few days ago and I got heap of super awesome pressies including a gift card to an awesome stationary store. So I brought a phone skin with adorable unicorns all over them cuz I'm that awesome.

I also had a party, it was epic. I set a bowl of cheetos on fire by complete accident and made a mega sparkler. Then we watched the tribe and everyone picked on it which upset me because all I wanted to do was watch the first episode but apparently that wasn't going to happen so I had to watch it in shoddy quality on youtube today, not happy. But meh it was goood night.

I had two stay over and we ended up watching vampire knight where one freind spent the whole time wishing for graphic nudity and kept getting disapointed and playing an epic game of "keep (insert name) awake". Untill our victim almost mauled us to death. Then we settled for playing with baloons it was fun.

On an entirely unrelated note can anyone tell me why the vampire knight bonus/side stories always suck? I mean they really aren't that good, so why waste time publishing them? But then again why the hell haven't we got a translated game yet?!?!?? I mean there's more than enough of an audience that would buy it, so why don't we have it **pouts** Sorry that was totally off topic but I was reading the latest actual chapter and it got me thinking.

On another awesome note I have officially made it to book four in the Anita Blake series. I am hooked on it and preee sure Jean-Claude is more total bad-ass than Dimitri Belikov, bet you weren't expecting that one from me huh?

Well anyways I had better go expect more awesome updates and an indepth recount of how this blog got it's name.

Until next time

Oh hai there

Welcome to and then the whale imploded, my super mega awesome blog about anything and everything!

Let's get the ball rolling:
So today I started playing American McGee's Alice.
It's definately my kind of game because you don't always have to fight and if you're a fail gamer like me that's pretty damn awesome. Like I was stuck in this part when I was having a card war with the card guards. Eventually I ran out of cards so I was like "Screw This!" and made a run for the portal and it worked. So I am quite pleased that I can take the pussy way out of things.

So I got the key the gnome guy wanted and was all like "OMGZZZ YESS", to just be disappointed that he wanted me to go on some other crazy ass suicide mission inside some retarded school. So I was all like fine you ass and continued on my mission.

Inside the skool I go all super ninja and sniper card guards with my playing cards cause i'm that awesome. I'll admit I did get a bit cocky and climbed onto a pedestal thing to sniper, there I got freaking sprayed in the face by this perfectly innocent looking red bottle. The stuff caused me to go red and grow horns and become an ultimate killing machine, so I was like "oh heck yes" and started stabbing crap. Then it wore off and I got sad.

A little while longer passed an I found myself in an odd library where I had to fight stuff and make a path of flying books. A few faied attempts I reached my goal and got the book. Then I had to do some super ninja stuff and ended up getting through the three grades and to the obervatory and to the ant level. I then got the crap scared out of me by something I thight was a rock but it started moving. I'm keep getting crushed by massive rocks T.T