So today was an interesting day all I did was make pasta and barbed wire.

Well the pasta ended up quite interesting and got stuck together so I thought hey let's cut it with a knife, turns out that doesn't work too well. Uh yeah unedible.

I also made some barbed wire at school and ended up with so many bruises, cutss and wounds it isn't funny
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My awesome birhday

Hello again,

So my birthday was a few days ago and I got heap of super awesome pressies including a gift card to an awesome stationary store. So I brought a phone skin with adorable unicorns all over them cuz I'm that awesome.

I also had a party, it was epic. I set a bowl of cheetos on fire by complete accident and made a mega sparkler. Then we watched the tribe and everyone picked on it which upset me because all I wanted to do was watch the first episode but apparently that wasn't going to happen so I had to watch it in shoddy quality on youtube today, not happy. But meh it was goood night.

I had two stay over and we ended up watching vampire knight where one freind spent the whole time wishing for graphic nudity and kept getting disapointed and playing an epic game of "keep (insert name) awake". Untill our victim almost mauled us to death. Then we settled for playing with baloons it was fun.

On an entirely unrelated note can anyone tell me why the vampire knight bonus/side stories always suck? I mean they really aren't that good, so why waste time publishing them? But then again why the hell haven't we got a translated game yet?!?!?? I mean there's more than enough of an audience that would buy it, so why don't we have it **pouts** Sorry that was totally off topic but I was reading the latest actual chapter and it got me thinking.

On another awesome note I have officially made it to book four in the Anita Blake series. I am hooked on it and preee sure Jean-Claude is more total bad-ass than Dimitri Belikov, bet you weren't expecting that one from me huh?

Well anyways I had better go expect more awesome updates and an indepth recount of how this blog got it's name.

Until next time

Oh hai there

Welcome to and then the whale imploded, my super mega awesome blog about anything and everything!

Let's get the ball rolling:
So today I started playing American McGee's Alice.
It's definately my kind of game because you don't always have to fight and if you're a fail gamer like me that's pretty damn awesome. Like I was stuck in this part when I was having a card war with the card guards. Eventually I ran out of cards so I was like "Screw This!" and made a run for the portal and it worked. So I am quite pleased that I can take the pussy way out of things.

So I got the key the gnome guy wanted and was all like "OMGZZZ YESS", to just be disappointed that he wanted me to go on some other crazy ass suicide mission inside some retarded school. So I was all like fine you ass and continued on my mission.

Inside the skool I go all super ninja and sniper card guards with my playing cards cause i'm that awesome. I'll admit I did get a bit cocky and climbed onto a pedestal thing to sniper, there I got freaking sprayed in the face by this perfectly innocent looking red bottle. The stuff caused me to go red and grow horns and become an ultimate killing machine, so I was like "oh heck yes" and started stabbing crap. Then it wore off and I got sad.

A little while longer passed an I found myself in an odd library where I had to fight stuff and make a path of flying books. A few faied attempts I reached my goal and got the book. Then I had to do some super ninja stuff and ended up getting through the three grades and to the obervatory and to the ant level. I then got the crap scared out of me by something I thight was a rock but it started moving. I'm keep getting crushed by massive rocks T.T