So Bullet huh?

So over the past week or so I've been catching up on my anita blake novels. So of course there was the usual sex, violence, sex, magic, sex, crime and did I mention sex? I'm seriously over the overtly graphic sex scenes in these books that come close to pushing the series over to the erotica side of things. But me being the noob I am I must keep reading as I cannot leave a series unfinished. Pair that with my overactive imagination and you have yourself a recipe for disaster. So not only have I been creeped the heck out and mentally scarred but bullet had to top it all.

So we open at a dance concert for the child of this absolute cow but husband was a vamp and he died so for some reason that meant the entire cast had to turn up. And then to make it seem readable they threw a few strippers dancing ballet into the mix. But anyways Asher chucked a bitchfit about how he's not getting enough uh "time"with Jean-claude. So he threatens to leave if he doesn't get laid soon. This leads to one ajor bondage session between Asher, Anita, Jean-Claude and suprisingly the homophobic bitch himself, Richard.

So after having to sit through that some vampires come in and attempt to mindsscrew everyone. This of course turns into a major orgy between sooo many people. And tihsi s where I'm at. I really do not need to see this stuff.I was going to do an image to work with this but i'm too lazy so I suggest scrolling down and veiwing my reaction to black swan. They're much alike.

Long time no speak

So sup guys. Yesh I know I've been nelecting all the people of teh interwebz but you see there's a good reason for that.
You see I went back in time to try and save the dinosaurs {Um yeah sorta failed at that} and something you may not be aware of, the internet connection in prehistoric times sucks . It sucks more than my dial up.

But Um yeah I guess today's topic can be Black Swan.
So my grandma and I got pretty excited to go see the new psychological horror ballet movie. But man that movie was so awkward. Like legit I really did not need to see some of the stuff I saw. Don't get me wrong I'm not homophobic or anything like that, it's just watching mila kunis give head to natalie portman really is not on my list of things to do.

It went much like this:




Well stay tuned for further updates on on random ass adventures and who know's maybe you'll find out the namesake of this place.

So um yeah until next time xoxoxo Mixail