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So today I started playing American McGee's Alice.
It's definately my kind of game because you don't always have to fight and if you're a fail gamer like me that's pretty damn awesome. Like I was stuck in this part when I was having a card war with the card guards. Eventually I ran out of cards so I was like "Screw This!" and made a run for the portal and it worked. So I am quite pleased that I can take the pussy way out of things.
So I got the key the gnome guy wanted and was all like "OMGZZZ YESS", to just be disappointed that he wanted me to go on some other crazy ass suicide mission inside some retarded school. So I was all like fine you ass and continued on my mission.
Inside the skool I go all super ninja and sniper card guards with my playing cards cause i'm that awesome. I'll admit I did get a bit cocky and climbed onto a pedestal thing to sniper, there I got freaking sprayed in the face by this perfectly innocent looking red bottle. The stuff caused me to go red and grow horns and become an ultimate killing machine, so I was like "oh heck yes" and started stabbing crap. Then it wore off and I got sad.
A little while longer passed an I found myself in an odd library where I had to fight stuff and make a path of flying books. A few faied attempts I reached my goal and got the book. Then I had to do some super ninja stuff and ended up getting through the three grades and to the obervatory and to the ant level. I then got the crap scared out of me by something I thight was a rock but it started moving. I'm keep getting crushed by massive rocks T.T
